No, I Won’t Buy You a Drink!
A 1990s Travel Memoir by D.J. Gifford
No, I Won’t Buy You a Drink! is a raw, unsentimental travel memoir set in the face‑to‑face world of the 1990s—long before social media filtered how people connected.
Written by Brisbane author D.J. Gifford, the book follows Ricardo as he travels across Australia, Europe, the UK, North America, and the Bahamas while navigating hearing loss and chronic illness. From backpacker hostels and rugby clubs to detention centres, hospital wards, and border crossings, the journey reveals what happens when attention replaces performance.
This is not a story about overcoming disability. It is a story about paying attention—about how observation, intuition, and presence can open doors that sound and certainty sometimes cannot.
At its core, the book challenges transactional social habits and polite emotional distance, asking a harder question: What does real human connection look like when we stop performing?
This book is for readers who:
- Miss the unfiltered travel of the pre‑social‑media era
- Enjoy honest memoirs about illness, identity, and resilience
- Question transactional social norms and surface‑level connection
- Believe real human connection still matters